Guest of honor Cap'n Wacky arrives with Hollywood starlet Natalie Portman on his arm. Wacky said he asked the actress to be his date after learning she was once romantically-attached to pop-star Moby. "Obviously, she didn't have a problem dating much older, unnatractive men so I thought I'd give it a shot," Wacky said.
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