January's Disgruntled Employee of the Month: Mr. Ticklepaws Cap'n Wacky may be returning as Amalgamated Humor's mascot, but our special office buddy mascot has always been the Cap'n's faithfull feline companion Mr. Ticklepaws. Gary Newbrunswick: Congratulations, Mr. Ticklepaws!
Mr. Ticklepaws: meow. GN: Aren’t you a sweet kitty? MT: mew. GN: Why don’t you tell us a bit about what you do here at Amalgamated Humor? MT: mew. GN: Oh, Mr. Ticklepaws. You always say that. Say, are your paws really ticklish? MT: (no response, waves paw toward Gary's dangling shoelace). GN: Is that a yes? Yes they are, Mr. Ticklepaws? MT: (rolls onto back, looks expectantly) GN: What did you think of the election last year? MT: meeeee-ow. GN: God, I feel stupid doing this. MT: Well, you started it, pal.
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