This month's Disgruntled Employee of the Month: Shaun McNally
Gary Newbrunswick: Congratulations, Shaun.
Shaun McNally: Thanks, Gary.
GN: So how excited are you about Saint Patrick's Day this month?
SM: Oh, is that coming up?
GN: Yeah, pretty soon. Just a couple weeks.
SM: Oh. Right.
GN: I bet you've got some wild party planned with your people!
SM: Not really.
GN: If you call in sick the next day, I won't be surprised.
SM: Um...
GN: So what are your plans, Paddy?
SM: I really don't have any.
GN: Oh, come on.
SM: Nothing yet. I'll probably get a Shamrock Shake sometime. Those are
pretty good.
GN: So tell me, O'Leary. Can we expect you to be wearing a kilt a lot
this month?
SM: Isn't that the Scottish?
GN: Not only! Actually, you Irish wore them first.
SM: Oh. I didn't know that.
GN: How much Guiness does a man like you have in his fridge?
SM: Ugh. I don't drink the stuff. Too thick.
GN: Or do you have an entire seperate fridge just for that?
SM: Really, I don't drink it.
GN: Hey, let me see some of that Riverdance!
SM: Don't these interviews usually ask about what people do at their job
here?
GN: Dance, Flatley!
SM: Man, I heard you were weird, but I had no idea.
GN: Hey, where do you hide your gold?
SM: I'm going to leave now.
GN: Is it in your cubicle?
SM: Goodbye, Gary.
GN: It is, isn't it? I bet you've got it in one of the drawers in your cube.
SM: Damn it, Gary.
GN: Give me that gold, Leprechaun!
SM: You brought this on yourself: and turn Gary Newbrunswick into a pig! GN: Oink! Oink! OINK! SM: And don't ever call me "Paddy" again, damn ye. GN: OINK!
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