Amalgamated Humor's Disgruntled Employee of the Month

Each month, Amalgamated Humor's Public Relations specialist, Gary Newbrunswick, puts the spotlight on a valued member of the Amalgamated Humor corporate family. In addition to an extra vacation day and photo with a receptionist from the executive office, they also get a featured interview.

This month's Disgruntled Employee of the Month: Max Collins

Max Collins: Tech support.

Gary Newbrunswick: Hello, is this Max Collins?

MC: You got it.

Max Collins

GN: This is Gary Newbrunswick calling.

MC: Mmm hmm.

GN: Congratulations. You've been picked as this month's Disgruntled Employee of the Month!

MC: OK. Have you tried re-booting it?

GN: Pardon?

MC: Can I put you on hold for a second?

GN: Uh... sure.

MC: Great. Hold please.

*click*

-orld few hearts survive?
All I know is the way I feel.
When it's real, I keep it alive.
The road is long, there are mountains in our way,
But we climb a step every day.

Love lifts us up where we belong,
Where the eagles cry
On a mountain high.
Love lifts us up where we - *click*

Here at Amalgamated Humor, Inc. your call is important to us. Please stay on the line until one of our friendly representatives is available to assist you.

*click* -lear winds blow.

Some hang on to "used to be,"
Live their lives looking behind.
All we have is here and now,
All our life, out there to find.
The road is long, there are mountains in our way,
But we climb a step every day

Love lifts us up where we belong,
Where the eagles cry
On a mountain high.
Love lift us up where we belong,
Far from the world we know,
Where the clear winds blow.

Time goes by, no time to *click*

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*click* It must have been cold there in my shadow,
to never have sunlight on your face.
You were content to let me shine, that's your way.
You always walked a step behind.

So I was the one with all the glory,
while you were the one with all the strength.
A beautif*click*

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*click* ou ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath-

GN: The hell with this. *click*


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