This month's Disgruntled Employee of the Month: Max Collins
Max Collins: Tech support.
Gary Newbrunswick: Hello, is this Max Collins?
MC: You got it.
GN: This is Gary Newbrunswick calling.
MC: Mmm hmm.
GN: Congratulations. You've been picked as this month's Disgruntled Employee of the Month!
MC: OK. Have you tried re-booting it?
GN: Pardon?
MC: Can I put you on hold for a second?
GN: Uh... sure.
MC: Great. Hold please.
*click*
-orld few hearts survive?
Love lifts us up where we belong,
Here at Amalgamated Humor, Inc. your call is important to us. Please stay on the line until one of our friendly representatives is available to assist you.
*click* -lear winds blow.
Some hang on to "used to be,"
Love lifts us up where we belong,
Time goes by, no time to *click*
Here at Amalgamated Humor, Inc. your call is important to us. Please stay on the line until one of our friendly representatives is available to assist you.
*click* It must have been cold there in my shadow,
So I was the one with all the glory,
Here at Amalgamated Humor, Inc. your call is important to us. Please stay on the line until one of our friendly representatives is available to assist you.
*click* ou ever know that you're my hero, GN: The hell with this. *click*
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