This has been a dark time for American industry. Left and right, corporations have violated the trust of the public which loves them so. As a result, the Securities and Exchange Commission recently forced the heads of the country's leading companies to stand behind their accounting and financial records and put down in writing that everything is "above the board," as the old saying goes.

Amalgamated Humor, Inc. was not excluded from this directive and, in the spirit of full disclosure, we present here to you now, the documents we recently filed with the government.

FIGURE 1: Cover letter to the SEC (.jpeg image file of a photostatic copy)

FIGURE 2: Presidents' statement to the SEC (html version- original is in storage)

Any further inquiries can be made to Gary Newbrunswick, VP of Public Relations (e-mail: gnewbrunswick@capnwacky.com)