Amalgamated Humor, Inc. has always been committed to furthering the role of the arts in the communities we invest in, as long as they don't directly compete with any of our ventures.
The hallways of our corporate headquarters are filled with rare and valuable works of art, that few have seen, save those lucky children who found the golden tickets in packs of "Cap'n Wacky Old Salt Lick Bars" twenty years ago.*
Now, we would like to share these artistic treasures with you, our consumers.
The winner of our Help Us Pick A Name For the Art Gallery Section of Our Website Contest (and, after reading the name of the contest, you can see why we needed the help) is a Certified Master Namer. Not only did he win our contest, he also made up his own Legal Name. It's Joe Fusion of Ann Arbor, Michigan! Really. Congratulations, Mr. Fusion, your Cap'n Wacky calendar is on the way!
*Our lawyers assure us that we can no longer be held responsible for any accidental deaths from that promotion, and any further litigious attempts on their behalf would futile.
