Cap'n Wacky World's Five Point Park is a great place for the whole family to have fun together, but just like everything else in life, it's even MORE fun without your children! Here's your chance to ditch your offspring and return to the park without worrying that your kid will start crying about being scared of the roller coasters, spoil the mood when you're trying to make out in a dark ride, or plead for you to buy all the cheap plastic trinkets we're hawking every ten feet.

Feel free to get away from the toddler monkey on your back and enjoy yourself for a while. Don't worry about the kids, we'll show them a movie or something. They'll be fine. Leave your regrets behind for a while and go enjoy an expensive dinner in one of our sit-down restaurants.

NOTE: We will copy your driver's license, scan your credit card, and require your hotel information. Massive fines will be levied should you try to leave your kid with us forever.