We cannot emphasize strongly enough that Candy Cottage is merely a confectionary-selling location that has been decorated in such a way that it appears to be me made entirely out of candy, though IT IS NOT ACTUALLY MADE OUT OF CANDY.

Please, please stop letting your children lick the exterior walls of Candy Cottage. The paints needed to withstand the hot Florida sun to stay so vibrant and delicious-looking are highly-toxic. Try to control your young ones (and yourselves) from giving in to the desire to taste our expertly-created and highly mouth-watery design excellence. Fight the urge to indulge in sampling what looks to be a lucious, toothsome delight. RESIST!