At Fussbudgets, we cater to the special dining preferences of kids. Maybe
at home your parents make you eat your vegetables (or maybe not, judging
on recent data on childhood obesity), but since you're on vacation, why
not enjoy a meal the way kids really like it?
Some of the ways we gear our meal toward the child eater (or immature
man-child who never acquired more adult eating habits): all of our
sandwiches are served with the crust already cut off! Cereal is available
at all times, and we've pre-removed everything but the marshmallows! All
meals are served in partitioned plates so different foods never touch!
Beets are served with the greens cut off - just kidding, we never serve
beets or anything else resembling healthy food - even if you want it!
NOTE: Several diners have complained that they were under the impression
that the word "budgets" in the name "Fussbudgets" implied that our meals
were priced for families dining on a budget. Please note that they are
not. They're really, really not.