The Hard Facts of Life Aquarium allows park guests to view a wide variety of marine life presented with a unique and exciting twist! Most modern aquariums do two things we never do at Cap'n Wacky World: separate different species into different tanks and feed them all regularly. We have a better idea: put all the fish together in one huge tank and never feed them at all.

Cruelty? Perversion? Not at all. We see this as presenting nature the way nature intended it. With wild animals devouring each other to live! Fight, you lovely denizens of the deep! Fight for your very survival, you aquatic gladiators! Watch the gory details of the circle of life play out right before you and your children's eyes. Nature!