OPEN: Girl with an Amalgamated Humor Whoopee Cushion (Use one of the new T-36 models, the boys in R&D have a couple for the shoot). Each time she squeezes it, she counts down and giggles a little, amused by the toy. GIRL: Ten..(blattt)... nine...(blatt) CU on the girl GIRL: Eight..(blattt)... seven...(blatt)... six...(blatt) Camera moves in closer GIRL: Five..(blattt)... four...(blatt)... three...(blatt) ECU on girl's eye GIRL: Two..(blattt)... one...(blatt) QUICK CUT to nuclear blast SFX: Huge explosion VISUAL: Nuclear firestorm VO: These are volatile times in which we live. Make sure your children have the very highest quality toys and novelty products money can buy, because there may not be much time left to enjoy them. VISUAL: Title card VO: Amalgamated Humor. Let them have some fun, before it's too late.