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Dignity and Self-Respect
Item #041575
Human feelings:Suffering:Heartbreak
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Currently$60.00 First bid$.99
Quantity1 # of bids14
Time left6 days, 21 hours + LocationEast Lansing, Michigan
Started02/01/82, 10:52:12 PDT
Ends08/30/93, 10:52:12 PDT
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My dignity and self respect, what little I have left, after the hell beast that is known as Rachel has taken it from me. Sure, maybe I could have hung on to some of it, but no. I had to still hang out with her, even going to the arcade when her new boyfriend was there! And the piano recital! What was I thinking? I just might as well have hung a sign around my neck that said "Pathetic Ex-Boyfriend Who Still Wants To Be Loved." Sorry about that. Needed to vent there, you understand. High bidder pays $2.50 shipping and handling. Money orders only, please.
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Dignity and Self-Respect (Item #041575)

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