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Presidency of the United States of America
Item #062978
Mr. Smith:Is:Dead
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Currently$500,000,042.00 (reserve not yet met) First bid$17.00
Quantity1 # of bids1776
Time left12 months LocationU.S.A.
Started02/01/82, 10:52:12 PDT
Ends08/30/93, 10:52:12 PDT
SellerThe American People (635)
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High bidJunior
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Let's cut the small talk shall we? Let's just stop pretending we don't know what this is really all about, OK? I'm sick of pretending, sick of the chitchat, sick of the sound bites. You want in, pony up the cash. Forget the TV spots, forget the speech writers, forget the color-coordinated banners and the bus stop campaigns. Let's skip the middleman this time. Whoever brings the most cold, hard greenbacks straight to us gets to sleep in the big, pretty white house for four years, got it?
Now that everybody knows the steps, let's dance.
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Presidency of the United States of America (Item #062978)

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