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My wife... please!
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Time leftToo much! I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed? LocationOur house. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Started08/08/00, 11:17:72 PDT
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You don't want to know! My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours - that was only for the estimate. But seriously folks, I'm not selling my wife. It's the old "take my wife, please!" joke I'm trying to unload here. People expect me to say it all the time, and laugh at it even out of context. Out of context, there's no joke. It was a double meaning originally, you morons. It sounded like I was going to tell a story about my wife as an example of something, and then became me trying to get rid of her. Why is it funny to you that I'm trying to get rid of my wife? You don't even know how bad she drives. I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."

There I go again! Sometimes it's hard for me to stop, I've been at this so long. Almost as long as I've been married. My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food..... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Damn it! I can't stop myself! Just take my joke, please!

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