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BEEF!!!!! ON THE CHEAp!!!!!!
Item #857591
Very, very perishable foods: Meats: Sides of beef
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Currently$265.00 First bid$150.00
Quantity1 # of bids16
Time left9 days LocationBoisie, ID
StartedWhen my cousin hit it
EndsBefore it goes bad, hopefully
Sellerm_craftson (38)
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High bidparr_nut (3)
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Description
Through a series of circumstances I shall not go through here, I have come into the posession of one full steer. I am willing to part with it at a substantial discount over what you would pay at your typical local "butcher." I have not measured it as I don't have a big scale, but it is the size of a regular cow! All work will be done by myself (I have been reading up on this and have also purchased the pertinent knives) and my buddy Dave who has an uncle in the meat business.

***ATTENTION*** It is best that you can pick it up from me and also have a freezer.

You have the following options for cuts of your beef:

Cross Arm Pot Roast
Cross Rib Pot Roast
Boneless Shoulder Pot Roast
Chuck Shoulder Steaks
Chuck Short Ribs
Flanken-Style Ribs
7-Bone Pot Roast
Chuck Blade Roast
Boneless Top Blade Steaks
Under Blade Pot Roast
Bottom Blade Steak
Chuck Eye Roast
Chuck Eye Steak
Whole Brisket
Flat Half Brisket
Corned Brisket
Rib Roast (Large End)
Rib Roast (Small End)
Rib Steak
Ribeye Steak
Ribeye Roast
Back Ribs
Skirt Steak
Flank Steak
Flank Steak Rolls
Boneless Top Loin Steak
T-Bone Steak
Porterhouse Steak
Tenderloin Roast
Tenderloin Steak
Sirloin Steak, Round Bone
Sirloin Steak, Flat Bone
Top Sirloin Steak
Tri-tip Roast
Round Steak
Boneless Rump Roast
Top Round Steak
Top Round Roast
Bottom Round Roast
Eye Round Roast
Round Tip Roast (Cap Off)
Round Tip Steak
Ground Beef
Beef for Stew


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Beef (Item #857591)

Starts at$265.00
Bid increment$15.00
Minimum bid$280.00

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