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Baby Actually Really Alive
Item #1234567
Frightening:Sad:We'll get angry e-mail
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Currently$300,000.00 (reserve not yet met) First bid$3.00
Quantity1 # of bids17
Time leftToo much LocationBack alley
Started02/01/82, 10:52:12 PDT
Ends08/30/93, 10:52:12 PDT
SellerPssst (3)
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High bidEdandhi
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Description
Hey, kids. Are you sick of playing with baby dolls that only act like real babies in ONE WAY? Sure, you have dolls that sleep, cry, crawl, potty, or spit up, but now you can have a doll that does all of these things… and much, much more! Baby Actually Really Alive does EVERYTHING a real baby does. How? Easy: it’s actually really alive! Why settle for imitations when you can have the real thing? Fun! Change its diapers! Feed it! Listen to its incessant wailing in the middle of the night! These items have been flying off the shelves and out of the bus stations and going for big bucks. Get one here and avoid the crowds and personal injury. Near mint- has all arms, legs, fingers, and toes - not all are in this good a condition. Food and change of diapers not included.

Comments-
Negative: I bought a Baby Actually Really Alive from Pssst. At first, it was great, but I’ve noticed the baby has been growing! If this keeps up, soon it won’t be a baby at all!

Negative: Careful! Pssst neglects to mention BARA does not have an "off" switch.

Negative: Product breaks very easily.

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Baby Actually Really Alive (Item #1234567)

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