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Fence Whitewashin’ session
Item #4563256
Life:On:River
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Currentlydead rat on a string First bidapple core
Quantity1 # of bids2
Time leftall the while LocationAll around Aunt Polly’s House
Started02/01/82, 10:52:12 PDT
Ends08/30/93, 10:52:12 PDT
Sellertsawyer (0)
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High bidjmiller
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Description
Truth to tell, this is something I hate to part with. Does a boy get a chance to whitewash a fence every day? Maybe it’s work, and maybe it ain’t. . All I know, is, it suits tsawyer. The only reason I would even think of letting someone else join in on the great fun of whitewashing this fence is that Judge Thatcher says it’s a good man who shares his fortune with another, and I do want to be a good man, you know. So bid now and win the chance to whitewash this fence. I’ll just go do something less interesting, like watching the steamboats, fishing with Huck, or looking for buried treasure.

Comments-
AuntPolly: (neutral) He's full of the Old Scratch, but laws-a-me! he's my own dead sister's boy, poor thing, and I ain't got the heart to lash him, somehow. Every time I let him off, my conscience does hurt me so, and every time I hit him my old heart most breaks.

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Fence Whitewashin’ session (Item #4563256)

Starts atdead rat on a string
Bid increment12 marbles
Minimum bidA dog-collar -- but no dog

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