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| Title (no HTML) |
(required) e.g.: Rare collection of Bonnie and Clyde Death Cars |
| Classification (choose one category only)
(required) Try to choose the most specific category, as in if you are selling a radio, don’t just put it in the "radio" category", put it in the "Crosley 1138 Transistiglide Radio, inspected by #42, purchased at the Sears in East Lansing, Michigan on the 14th of January, 1964 when Eddie Memling was on duty (wearing his lucky bowtie) and carried out in a paper bag carried under the left arm and only ever used on the FM band ? mostly country music, some mellow rock, no acid" category. |
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| Description
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(required) You may use HTML tags or toe tags. Please, keep it neat, we don’t want your filthy html dirting up our site! We have to dust too often as it is around here. You should hear the maid complain. |
| Picture URL |
(optional) But try not to picture Earl, he’s not an attractive man. |
| Item location |
(required) e.g.: to my left, bottom of closet, in pants, under the cat, etc. |
| Accepted Payment Methods (choose as many as apply) |
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| Minimum Bid
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per item (numerals and decimal point '.' only) (required) e.g.: 2.00 This is the price at which the auction will start,
and is, generally, the lowest price at which you are willing to sell your
item. Setting this too high may discourage bidding! We recommend starting
really low to reel in the suckers and get them hooked. Then, jack up
the reserve and make the rubes pay through the nose! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (ahem) |
| Duration | (required) |
| Reserve price |
(numerals
and decimal point '.' only) (optional) e.g.: 5.00 Stick it to 'em. (See above) |
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Make your item stand out and get more bids! Try these desperate, attention getting but ultimately empty ploys. |
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| Boldface title? |
($2.00
charge) (optional) |
| Featured Auction? | ($99.95 charge) (optional) |
| Bells and Whistles? | ($14.95 charge) (optional) |
| Smoke and Mirrors? | ($75.87 charge) (optional) |
| Annoying Buzzing sound? | (charge of the light brigade) (optional) |
| Bright, shiny object? | ($.02 charge) (optional) |
| Photo of Nixon shaking hands with Elvis | ($1.00 charge) (optional) |
| Fudge | (mmm) (optional, but who can resist?) |
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You will be advised of all fees due before you place your listing. Honest. We wouldn’t do anything like adding on extra charges later or changing the amount of our cut. No sir. Not us. Not the fine folks at eGad. You can trust us. We’re safe as mother’s milk. Don’t worry about a thing. We’re on the up and up here. Yup. Nothing to hide. Really. Scout’s honor. See, anybody who tells you over and over again how much you can trust them MUST be trustworthy right? So just pay your bills when you get them and don’t think about them too much. There. Good. Everybody’s happy. Done. Make sure you know eGad's listing policy before you list. Good luck finding it. Press |
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