by Brodie H. Brockie & RJ White
President George W. Bush has been selecting a theme for each week of his presidency to highlight issues important to him and the nation. Originally expected only to be used during the beginning of his administration, Bush recently revealed the themes of weeks for some time to come. Here's the list:
President Bush models one of the hats he'll be wearing during Wacky Hat Week |
Domestic Assault Awareness Week
Farming Appreciation Week
The Dangers of Dancing Week
Aid to the Castaways on Gilligan's Island Week
National Squirt Gun Fight Week
Wacky Hat Week
Guess What I've Got Hidden In My Hand Week
Education Week II: The Revenge
Guess the Width of Ted Kennedy's Pants (in Yards) Week
Snoopy Snow Cone Week
Wational Wart Wevery Word With "W" Week
Sea-Monkey Death Prevention Week
Katherine Harris Appreciation Week
Use Oil Like It Was Some Kind Of Water Week
Execution-A-Rama Week
Kegger!
Take Your Dad to Work Week
Dollar Daze
You're President For a Day! Week
National Libary Week
All Mexican Nationals Admitted Free Week
Bomb a Middle Eastern Country Into the Stone Age Week
President Bush practices for Cross-Dress To Work Week |
Cross-Dress to Work Week
Pie-Eatin' Week
Shark Week
Let's All Remember Just How Dumb Dan Quayle Was, Now THAT Was A Dumb Guy Week
Pancake Supper Week
Guys Named "Jeff" Appreciation Week
Bring Back "Automan" Week
Bring Back "Manimal" Week
Bring Back "Fraggle Rock" Week
Bring Back That One Show With The Super-Helicopter Week
Speling is Opshunil Week
Pet the Kitties Week
Welcome Our New Alien Overlords Week
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