Yes, it's that time of year- the film industry gathers in a far off land (or, if you're reading this somewhere in the metropolitan Los Angeles area, across town) to give each other pretty, pretty statues. Few things are certain at the Oscars, except which type of films usually win, the behavior of the presenters and winners and the interminable length of the program.

Other than that, it's pretty much up in the air.

So, we've decided to hazard some guesses as to what you'll see at this year's Academy Awards. Feel free to print them out and use them as score cards during the big show. Or as napkins for your special Oscar Night Fudge.