by Brodie H. Brockie
I love you.
In those words, there is power. They are the words that have made
countless individuals link their lives to others against their better
judgement. They are the words that led Othello to murder and
self-destruction. They are the words that were spoken to Han Solo to
sustain him just before he was frozen solid by Darth Vader and handed over
to Boba Fett, who, in turn, sold him to Jabba the Hutt who put him on the
wall until Princess Leia thawed him out.
They are the words an anonymous mischief-maker decided to link to the
virus he or she unleashed upon the world.
But why?
Was it simply to compel the receiver to the open the e-mail message that
would trigger the virus? After all, they are hard words to ignore; words we
are drawn to as the proverbial moth to the proverbial flame - like the not
so proverbial guy with high cholesterol who can't help but eat a bunch of
tasty cheese sticks. We have been hurt by these words before, but they
always draw us in.
Or was it a twisted sense of humor that lead to the naming, a love of the
ironic? "I love you" leads to getting a virus. It's a simple joke, and not
as subtle as the Melissa virus, named after a stripper. Perhaps this was
meant as a cautionary message to the kids. Careful, kids, it's scary out
there.
But maybe, just maybe, our programmer meant it.
I see a man alone at his computer. He buys his books online, he pays for
his groceries in the electronic checkout line, he makes his travel
arrangements through a website, and the only time he ever hears from his
friends is through e-mail. A cold realization creeps across him one
morning: he hasn't spoken to anyone in a week. He whispers aloud just to
check on his voice. It sounds strange to him.
He comes up with a plan. Part of his motivation is selfish, but in part he
wants to help the world go back to where he thinks it belongs. He decides
to throw a monkey wrench in the gears of progress. He tries to destroy the
village in order to save it.
He tries to bring us back together by shutting down our e-mail.
But first, he tells the world, "I love you."
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