You're not going to bite my neck are you? Ha ha. Do you prefer being called a fruit bat or just gay? Hey, use your radar (sic) to tell me how many fingers I'm holding up. You're not going to guano in here are you? Are you Dracula? Want to "hang out" sometime? Get it - "hang out?" Because you guys hang upside down when you sleep? Get it? Seriously, we should hang out, though. Did you know you're just like a mouse with wings or something? We were going to have garlic bread with dinner, is that OK? Wanna neck? Man, what was the deal with that Batman movie with Shwarzenegger? Is the ability to fly truly the transcendent experience it appears to be to those of us that are more earthbound or does the fact that you've been able to do this since birth (or at least extreme youth) make it feel as mundane to you as the ability to walk or crawl does to the rest of us? So you're a bat, huh?