Kids today still say, "trick or treat," but most are simply parroting what they
hear others say. Few actually have the chutzpah to exact revenge upon the
stingy few who do not shower them with candy. Let's turn that trend around by
following these tips for punishing those who don't honor All Hallow's Eve by
spending their hard-earned money on tooth-rotting junkfood for strangers in
colorful outfits.
1. If they won't give, you must take. Simply remove whatever object is readily
available outside the house: mailboxes, garden items, lawn furniture, pets,
etc.
3. Make a simple, tasteful sign explaining to all passersby that you feel the
resident of the home is not doing his or her part to be a friendly member of
the community by ignoring a social tradition that has endured for generations.
Place the sign in the offender's front lawn. Set it on fire.
4. Live well.
2. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them,
maybe you can hire... the A-Team.
