The Cap'n's Unfortunate Christmas Cards

First reaction: Oh, what a sweet little girl. Isn't she cute with her little pig tails and her dolly?

And her wings?

Wings?

And she's on a little cloud.

Oh dear.

It hits: Oh my God, this little girl is dead!

I know this is the theme of this whole section, but here I must reiterate: Who, in their right mind, would send out Christmas cars with a picture of a little dead girl!?!