Santa Doom is
Coming to Town
Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Doom is coming to town!
He's plotting a scheme,
Without checking it twice,
He knows he's so smart that once will suffice.
Santa Doom is coming to town!
He hates you when you're sleeping,
He fumes when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good,
Because he has calculated every possible variable and left no room for
error! Every angle has been covered by his remarkable and unmatched
intellect! This time revenge will finally belong to Santa Doom and the world
will bow down to its rightful monarch! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!