Last week, Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger was chosen as the new pope. Like most of his predecessors since the year 533, he chose a new name to go with the new gig. The following names are options Ratzinger considered but rejected before changing his stationary to "From the Desk of Pope Benedict XVI"

Pope Handsome The Sexy

DJ Popey Pope

Pope Benji the Heavenly Dog

Pope Superbowl XVI

Pope Lactose the Intolerant

Pope Palpatine

Pope Awesome Firebird

Ron Pope Peil

Pope Citizens Bank (offered free checking to consider)

Pope Aquaman

P. Diddy