While George Lucas has promised that Revenge of the Sith will be the last
Star Wars feature film, he has also indicated that one or more upcoming TV
shows will be set in that galaxy far, far away. While the topic of the show
has yet to be determined, Lucasfilm has already rejected the following
ideas.
LEAVE IT TO LUMPY - After his star-making turn waiting for his dad to return
for Life Day in the Star Wars Holiday Special, Lumpy's getting his own show!
Watch the littlest Wookiee wait around for something new each week! Is
dinner ready yet? When will the bus get here? Will it ever stop raining?
WHEEL OF BIB FORTUNA - Popular front man and host of Jabba the Hutt's
popular skiff-side performance venue hosts this specialized program focusing
on axle and tire repair for auto enthusiasts.
THAT's MY WOOKIE- Roommate sitcom featuring Han Solo and Chewbacca living
together. Hilarity ensues on a weekly basis. Pilot Episode: Han pet sits for
a girl he's trying to date, only to have the girl's pet Ewok eaten by
Chewie, and they have to find a replacement.
LUKE'S THE BOSS- After retiring from running the Jedi Academy, Luke applies
to be a groundskeeper at Angela's moisture farm. Romantic tension and
hilarity ensues on a weekly basis.
WHO'S THE BOUSHH? - Whenever cranky retired military general/pirate Han Solo
tries to impose his will on his princess wife, he finds himself in trouble
with tough bouny-hunter Boushh. Little does Han know, that's just his wife
in disguise!
WHO'S THE BOSSK? - 4-Lom and Zuckass are two bachelors who seem like they
have it all: fun jobs, cool outfits, and a really swingin' apartment. The
only trouble is a certain reptillian bounty hunter bully is always showing
up to ruin their fun.
PIMP MY DROID- Every week, intergalactic hip hop star THXzibit-1138 finds
droids in miserable, embarrasing shape, and brings them to the Bespin City
Custom Crew for a complete redo of their circuitry, body metal, and sound
system.
THE SOLOS -- Clashing Blue-collar/Princess couple Han and Leia Solo share
their home on Endor with Han’s hairy best friend Chewbacca. Rogueish Han,
who makes a living as a parcel deliveryman, often has to scheme to find time
alone with Leia, as Chewbacca can be quite a handful -- so much so that they
hired a Wookie-walker, Holly, to look after him. When he's not working,
clashing with Chewbacca, or nesting with Leia, Han hangs with his
advice-giving buddies Deacon and Spence, as well as his cousin Danny.
LIFE WITH WEDGE -- Retired rebel Wedge Antilles opens a strip club in Cloud
City, but Baron-Administrator Lando Calrissian, assisted by his aide Lobot,
are always out to foil his get-rich quick schemes.
THAT'S OUR JAR-JAR! -- Jar-Jar Binks bee-sah barbershop owner who-sa lives
on Naboo and who-sa share a house with his mother Spleefa and his sister
Negres. Negres is married to Leonard, a stiff, unhip clone accountant.
Jar-Jar's friends bee-sah Earl, a mailman who later became his partner in
the barbershop, and Junior, a boisterous college student. Wildcat and Josh
bee-sah two senior citizens who hang out in the barbershop making
conversation and sometimes mischief.
THE PADAWAN - A reality series in which a young man or woman gifted in the
force spends a week with a Jedi Master and a week with a Sith Lord. He or
she must then choose to apprentice to protect the galaxy or embrace the dark
side.
THE GREATEST ALDERAANIAN HERO- A skiff pilot is specially chosen by the Jedi
to receive a suit that gives him incredible Jedi powers, but he promptly
looses the instructions. Now he must work with the unfortunate Jedi chosen
to train him to develop his powers while fighting for justice.
MAGNUM, JEDI: A handsome young Jedi with a bushy mustache solves crimes on
the beach planet Hawahiheee 7 while cultivating a lusterous carpet of chest
hair.
JABBA JAW- Cartoon about 4 kids and a Hutt who solve crimes while playing in
a band. Jabba's on drums.
STAR TREK- A long time from now, in a galaxy far far away, a humanoid race
that just discovered space travel works to explore a universe that is new to
them, holding new life and new civilization.
THE CORUSCANT HILLBEARIES -
'Gonna tell a little story 'bout an Ewok named Wicket,
Poor little bear-thing got stuck in a thicket,
When one day he was huntin', at which he was puissant,
When he discovered Princess Leia and moved to Coruscant.
...the planet, that is.
Swimmin' Pools, Princesses!
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
JAWA ROADSHOW - When you see the sandcrawler roll into your town, bring your
old droids, vaporators, speeders and what have you and a helpful Jawa will
tell you what it's worth.
HAND CHOPPING - One hour a week conisting purely of shots of lightsabers
cutting the hands off of people, monsters, or droids.