By BEN FLASTER, GUTBLOOM, LEONARD PIERCE, BRODIE H. BROCKIE, RJ WHITE, JUSTIN VIDOVIC and DUNCAN PFLASTER
The Hitchhiker Who Just Turned Out To Have The Same Name as a Dead Guy,
But Spelled a Little Differently
Dracula's Step-Son
The Tell-Tale Appendix
The Witch Writes a Letter to the Editor about the Portrayal of Witches in
Popular Culture
The Insulation in the Walls
The Call of (John) Sununu
The Chihuahua of the Baskervilles
House on Daisy Hill
Ghost World
The Lactose-Tolerance-Less Horseman
Anne of the House of Usher with Green Gables
Brad Pitt and the Pendulum
I Guess It Was Just the Wind After All
There Is Nothing In the Basement, I Just Checked
The Turn of the Allen Wrench
The Amityville Department of Streets & Sanitation
The Painting of Hill House
The Thing from Another Drawer
Bloody Mary (Not Available After 11:00 AM)
The Vanishing Pants-Hitcher
The Ghost and the Former Mrs. Furtzwanger-Chicken
Attack of the Holy Spirit
The House Next to the Last House on the Left
Dust Mites from Beyond the Grave
The Ghost of the Badminton Champion
The Time I Made Out With This Really Hot Banshee
I Once Had this Dream Where My Aunt Got Hit By a Train and Came to My Room
to Tell Me Everything Was Fine, And When I Woke Up I Was Late for Work.
Strange Stories of the Philadephia Suburbs
The Spirits of Gothic High School
The Witch of Walmart
Haunted McMansion
The Ghost of Agnes Lee and Other Spinster Stories
The House is Just Settling
Ghostbusters II