Rudolph the Home Pregnancy Test-nosed Reindeer

A Christmas Manacle

Macy's Secular Winter Festivity-Based Television Product

Rudolph the Radiation-Poisoned Reindeer

It Grew Three Sizes That Day: The Grinch's Congestive Heart Failure

The Discovery Channel Presents: Santa's Graphic Fat Reduction Surgery

A Twin Peaks Christmas (The Man from Another Place refused to wear elf costume)

Home for the Holidays with Martial Law (Sammo Hung's family are all Buddhists)

A G vs. E Christmas Carol (test marketing showed young children were frightened by Deacon Jones' voice-over narration as the Ghost of Christmas Past, Bitch)

Christmas with the Test Pattern Indian Head

A Very Wavy Gravy Christmas

Rosie O'Donnell Won't Stop Singing

Russell Simmons' Jugband Christmas

Harry Potter and the Menorah of Fire

2 Hours of Happiness: A Divorced Dads' Christmas Jamboree

A Law & Order: SVU Christmas- Where Did the Reindeer Touch You?

Donald Trump and The Wiggles: A Christmas Together

Lester, the Constipated Reindeer

The Muscular Dystrophy Elf-a-thon 2003

Godzilla Saves Christmas (but Still Destroys Tokyo)

I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Claus

A Goddamn Brady Christmas