By BRODIE H. BROCKIE, DUNCAN PFLASTER, RJ WHITE, BEN FLASTER, and GUTBLOOM

Heterosexual Men's Figure Skating

Speed Writing Your Name in the Snow

Slush-eating

Zamboni racing

Finding dissimilar snowflakes

Skiing

Spider Sabich target shooting

Speed shoveling

Bitching about the weather

Snowball Fight

DeathSled 3000

Ice Fishing

Rhythmic alpine pairs

NASCAR on ice

Inverted luge

Iron snowman

Bedroom super-G

Yak Dressage

Robsledding

Ice Break-Dancing

The 200-Meter Bob Costas Smug-a-thon