Everyone knows that carrots are for good for your eyes, and spinach grants you super strength, but the specific qualities of these other vegetables have been less well-known. Until now.

Brussels sprouts - Make you a better Flamenco dancer.

Eggplant - Helps you to appreciate Robert Altman movies.

Kale - Go back two spaces.

Parsnip - Lessens remorse after killing.

Parsley- Sits around waiting for his agent to call with a job.

Corn - Causes irrational hatred of Broadway Musicals.

Asparagus - makes ears pointier, but does not improve hearing at all.

Jicama - Makes bunions gradually disappear.

Broccoli - Bumps any ticket to first class.

Sweet Peas - Good for obsessive love affairs.

Turnip- Increases rate-of-return on 401K.

Mushrooms- Causes temporary growth to giant height.

Beans, beans - Good for your heart.