Your Reader Postcards Host: Amalgamated Humor Mail Room Guy, Gordon "Gordy" Schwartz.

This picture was taken on Gordy's first day on the job in June, 1968. In the years since, his vim and vigor have been replaced by bitterness and bile.
Gordy was our Disgruntled Employee of the Month in May, 2000. Read his interview here.
To have him make fun of your postcard, send one to:

Reader Postcards
C/O Amalgamated Humor
P.O. Box 7033
Ann Arbor, MI 48107

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Thanks for the postcard, Felicia Marie. Thanks too, for the love. You can never have too much love.

Almost makes up for yet another %#@&^@ stiffing us on postage. Damn it! Thanks a bunch, you truck-stop shopping Massachusetts momma. Who's #@#&% idea was this *@# postcard section anyway?

And how come whenever I try to swear it come out like a bunch of symbols? What the @#^&?