Your Reader Postcards Host: Amalgamated Humor Mail Room Guy, Gordon "Gordy" Schwartz.
This picture was taken on Gordy's first day on the job in June, 1968. In the years since, his vim and vigor have been replaced by bitterness and bile.
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Aaron,
Thank you for the nice note celebrating our second anniversary. Which was when? August, 2001? And now it's what? January, 2002?
OK, so my in-box is a little full, I'll get around to everything.
Anyway, thanks for the postcard of Col. Sander's evil twin and a topless woman. Wait, I'll have my assistant read the small print for me. Salvidor who and a man? Alice Cooper? No, that's a girl's name.
I need a nap. |