Your Reader Postcards Host: Amalgamated Humor Mail Room Guy, Gordon "Gordy" Schwartz.

This picture was taken on Gordy's first day on the job in June, 1968. In the years since, his vim and vigor have been replaced by bitterness and bile.
Gordy was our Disgruntled Employee of the Month in May, 2000. Read his interview here.
To have him make fun of your postcard, send one to:

Reader Postcards
C/O Amalgamated Humor
P.O. Box 7033
Ann Arbor, MI 48107

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OK, we've been asking for your postcards now for months and so far we have three. THREE!

Now, look at this one. It's not even really addressed to us. It's to this guy the company presidents know, Aaron Bleyart, who claims he was going to send one and then just handed this one his parents sent him when they were on vacation.

Thanks for the half-assed effort, Mr. Bleyart, but we don't need your pity.

It sickens us.