Your Reader Postcards Host: Amalgamated Humor Mail Room Guy, Gordon "Gordy" Schwartz.

This picture was taken on Gordy's first day on the job in June, 1968. In the years since, his vim and vigor have been replaced by bitterness and bile.
Gordy was our Disgruntled Employee of the Month in May, 2000. Read his interview here.
To have him make fun of your postcard, send one to:

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C/O Amalgamated Humor
P.O. Box 7033
Ann Arbor, MI 48107

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Unlike several of our other readers who have sent in stampless postcards, The Blakes actually went so far as to have this postcard metered! It's good people like The Blakes who keep our barely-functioning Federal Postal System into devolving into complete chaos.

For a second, I thought the front of this card said "Bound up in Kansas," but I think I was just remembering the last time I visited my Aunt Louisa there and ate too much cheese.

This postcard is also copyrighted to John Avery. Way to protect your rights, John. I was going to steel this hilarious gag and pretend to all my friends that I had come up with it, but you've crushed my dreams. I would have been a billionaire, naked women would have thrown themselves at my feet. All lost because John Avery is always one move ahead.

Some day you're going to slip up, Avery, and when you do Gordy Schwartz is going to be there. Copyright that, jackass.