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Exhibit E: Leprechaun movies

But as violent as Ken Shamrock has to be while masquerading as a human, The "Leprechaun" Leprechaun heaps shame on his entire race by starring in a bad series or movies in which he commits multiple murders for fun and revenge.

As if one of these films wasn't enough (which it was), the flashlight-weilding fellow went on to do four sequels:

  • Leprechaun 2
  • Leprechaun 3
    (and at this point they start in with the subtitles)
  • Leprechaun 4: In Space
  • Leprechaun in the Hood

    I know the last two sound like titles we might have come up with as a joke, the scariest things about these movies, though, is that we didn't. If we had, however, we might have gone on to add:

  • Leprechaun Goes to Walmart
  • Leprechaun: Surf's Up!
  • The Leprechaun Tries to Take a Relaxing Vacation in Hawaii but Winds Up Going Nuts and Killing Lots of People Again
  • Leprechaun in Oz
  • Two Hungry Guys Meet the Leprechaun
  • I Know What The Leprechaun Did Last St. Patrick's Day
  • Rock on, Leprechaun
  • I Still Know What the Leprechaun Did Last St. Patrick's Day
  • Midget Madness: The Leprechaun Meets Chuckie
  • Pardon My Leprechaun
  • I Continue to Retain the Knowledge of What the Leprechaun Did Last St. Patrick's Day
  • The Leprechaun Dies of Embarrassment

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