Let me see if I've got this straight.

You shouldn't put hard objects in your cupholders. Like, for instance, CUPS!

This is what happens when idiots who bump their heads in an accident have to go suing everyone that can get their hands on. You people have to have your precious sodas while you're driving, but you want them to be magically held in place when you go careening off the exit ramp.

So I have to do a shot of myself banging my head like an idiot just so a car company can avoid your moron lawsuits.

I blame the stinkin' lawyers.