So this is how it normally works. Normally, for one reason or another, someone decides their product needs to have a warning lable and they call me or a member of my family in to do a photo shoot to put the lable together.

Sometimes, though, sometimes they actually get the idea for the warning in the first place because of something that happens to me... or someone in my family.

That damn kid scattered my Warrant CDs all over the living room.