By BRODIE H. BROCKIE, loyal accolyte of Santa Doom.

Enjoy these thrilling Yuletide Tales of Christmastime's most frightening monarch supervillain:

Here Comes Santa Doom
Famous lyrics to the beloved Christmas Carol of anticipation and mutilation.

Twas the DOOM Before Christmas
The classic poem in which Santa Doom delivers a special package... of REVENGE!

Santa Doom is Coming to Town
More song lyrics, some maniacal ranting. Hey, YOU tell him to stop, you're so brave!