Over the last several years, we've built up quite a group of colorful characters here at Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Fun. In fact, it's sometimes even difficult for us to keep track of everyone, which is why we ignore such things as your fancy-pants "continuity" and pretty much make this junk up as we go along. *cough* Anyhow, we thought we'd help new visitors and longtime readers by giving you a place to get basic information about the Cap'n Wacky family. Meet your favorite internet pals! The wonderful characters of Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Fun! Find out all about the folks in the front office who make capnwacky.com hum along so smoothly! The lowdown on the sycophants, hangers-on and associates of our online funhouse! All you need to know about evil, evil people who would like nothing more than to take the joy of Cap'n Wacky out of your life.